When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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