is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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