dude i'm inner monologue high
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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