there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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