if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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