how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I think a kid would responsible me up
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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