There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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