what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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