No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize