but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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