Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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