porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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