I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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