he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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