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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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