She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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