what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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