Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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