The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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