youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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