The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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