Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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