# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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