Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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