The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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