People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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