Apparently you make a good broom.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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