next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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