Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
