do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
So much Jack, so little girl.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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