Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
