Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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