For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
i drank out of a bidet.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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