this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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