He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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