ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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