that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Sext me about skeletons
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