Where did you get a picture of my penis
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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