she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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