I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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