everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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