Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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