party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Randomize
