He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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