how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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