Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
She said her name was "party"
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
40s are totally the cure
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
My vagina is very pro this idea
do nipples grow back?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Randomize