Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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