The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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