Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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