I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
My feet surprised me
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