its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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