these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Randomize