ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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