Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
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