Where is the hickey?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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