I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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