Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
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