ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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